Page Six: Jwoww Getting Bigger Breast Implants for Next Season of Jersey Shore

The New York Post reports that Jersey Shore's Jwoww is scheduling plastic surgery to increase the size of her implants.

Jenni "JWoww" Farley is planning another boob job to enhance her already enormous assets. She was spotted Friday visiting the Long Island offices of plastic surgeon Dr. Stephen Greenberg, a breast specialist who also has offices on Park Avenue. A source told us, "She wants to get it done as soon as possible to be ready for the new season." A rep for JWoww refused to comment, and calls to Greenberg's office were not returned.

We're thinking that somehow this is all related to Heidi Montag. She's set the standard for ridiculously large breast implants on reality show stars. We predict that Jwoww will get bigger implants than Heidi's in order to upstage Snooki, who seems to be getting more attention in the media than Jwoww. It's not going to work though. Snooki has the better nickname, by far.